Fudge New York City

Can you write a story that includes 6 of these movie quotes, just for the pure fun of being creative?

1. Personally I think she was Hitler’s maid at Berchtesgaden.
2. Bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!
3. There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.
4. Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
5. I think if Liberace had children, this would be their room.
6. Are we having FUN, yet?
7. We’re in hell. We’ve entered hell! When?
8. Claustrophia and a dead body – this is a neurotic’s jackpot!
9. I think it’s a reasonable assumption that if you’re dead you don’t suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.
10. It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
11.Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
12. Maybe poker’s just not your game. I know….. let’s have a spelling contest.
█ ► I will close this in another day unless someone posts their “intent” to answer. ◄

X 1. Personally I think she was Hitler’s maid at Berchtesgaden.
X 2. Bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!
X 3. There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.
4. Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
X 5. I think if Liberace had children, this would be their room.
X 6. Are we having FUN, yet?
X 7. We’re in hell. We’ve entered hell! When?
8. Claustrophia and a dead body – this is a neurotic’s jackpot!
9. I think it’s a reasonable assumption that if you’re dead you don’t suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.
X 10. It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
11.Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
12. Maybe poker’s just not your game. I know….. let’s have a spelling contest.

October 1977, Freshman year, college, Friday night

The knocking at the door roused me from my physics book. I unplugged the crystal radio earphone from the right side of my head, got up, opened the door… Peggy.

“Hey Emu, let’s go out exploring Pasadena,” said Peggy.

“Can’t. Physics homework,” I explained.

“On the weekend? Hey, where’s your roomie?” she said, stepping into the room for the first time. “[5] I think if Liberace had children, this would be their room.”

It was true. The doorm room had been garishly and surrealistically painted, by some previous occupant. I flatly refuse to describe it further.

“Um, Dave is out. D&D on Friday nights, then simulated miniature naval battles until about 3:30 Monday morning,” I explained.

“Geeze. I’ll bring my physics homework. We can do it together,” said Peggy…

She left, and burst in about two minutes later using a master key, catching me with a comic book. “I thought you were doing your physics! [3] There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.”

“[10] It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds,” I said, embarrassed, as I once again cracked open “The Feynman Lectures on Physics.”

“So what do you think of your physics T.A.?” Peggy asked, grabbing our homework sets and spreading them out on my desk as best she could, crowded a bit by my aquarium.

“[1] Personally I think she was Hitler’s maid at Berchtesgaden,” I said absent-mindedly, sticking a pencil in my mouth and reaching for the Leighton & Vogt book. “Look at this problem! Inclined plane, string, static electricity, gravity, …”

“[7] We’re in hell. We’ve entered hell! When? When did we learn this?” asked Peggy, squinting at the physics problem.

“Tuesday, I think,” I said, accidentally spitting out the pencil in the process.

Peggy groaned. “[6] Are we having FUN, yet? When are we ever going to use this?”

“Kill me now,” I said. “[2] Bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!”

“It’d be more useful to erase your answer here,” Peggy pointed at my homework.

“Great, just great. Yeah, I knew I was kind of iffy about the whole uniform circular motion thing.” Yeah. Physics. Not my subject.

Peggy smiled. “Just think, in four years we graduate–”

“And then we go to graduate school and we’re the T.A.s giving problem sets to freshmen,” I interrupted. “Yep, I am really looking forward to that.”

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